4.27.2008

Vertigong Astig : The Hilo Hero

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Eight months ago, I was in the bathroom when I felt nauseous and my surroundings started spinning around me. One moment I was looking at my towel as I reached for it from the rack, the next moment it was ---- wall—ceiling— ceiling— wall--- floor, floor, floor!. My husband thought it was funny finding me kneeling on the floor of our bathroom and he teased me about it for a while. I decided to ignore the incident because at that time, my husband was vacationing from his work abroad and we were busy entertaining at home or going out, that I related my dizziness with fatigue and lack of sleep. My dizzy spells became more frequent and it was worse when I lie down to sleep ay night and upon waking up in the morning. I would feel dizzy turning from one side of the bed to the other and just about any sudden movement would trigger lightheadedness. I see images spinning even when I close my eyes to block them out of my vision. I’ve also given up my habit of bending over to towel my hair dry after taking a bath because it I know it will lead to me kissing my bathroom floor again. Standing on one foot has also become difficult (and funny, at least to my sister). I was telling my sister a story while she washed clothes when out of habit I tucked my right foot behind my other leg. All along I thought I was standing upright, but from where my sister was sitting I was slowly dropping to one side. I heard her “Oy, oy, oy!” and then a lot of laughter.

After a couple more “spinning” incidents, I was afraid I had anemia or something worse, so I decided to consult a doctor. The doctor introduced me to something called an acute case of “Vertigo”. Prior to this doctor’s appointment, my only encounter with the word Vertigo was finding it written on the CD case of a U2 album and singing along to the lyrics of its title track . There is also a Santana/ Bo Bice song that I know, that goes “she knows a way a spiritual flow of making me dizzy like a Vertigo, her cinnamon kisses melt my soul like fire”. Wow, what a nice name for something so unpleasant!

The doctor agreed that it could be due to lack of enough sleep. Also, he asked about any change in my weight and I had to (painfully) explain to him that I gained five kilos from pregnancy which I have not shed off just yet. He asked me to lose a few pounds (hmmpft) because he explained that my body must be having difficulty adjusting to my new weight and therefore it affects my balance (hmmmpft). He further advised that I should exercise more often (hmmmmmmmpft!). (Guess what, Doc, its dizziness not laziness). Anyway, he gave me some medication to take for seven days and advised that I monitor my blood pressure. After a week I felt better.

I “googled” Vertigo to learn more about it. The experts of Google Search tell me that it is a sensation of spinning (check) or swaying (check) while the body is stationary with respect to the surrounding (check again). A specific type of dizziness, Vertigo is a major symptom of a balance disorder. The word “Vertigo” comes from Latin words, “vertere” to turn and the suffix “-igo” means condition. So it is a condition of turning about. Two types of Vertigo are known in the medical world. “Subjective Vertigo” is when a person feels a false sensation of movement while “Objective Vertigo” is when the surroundings appear to move past a person’s field of vision. Hmm…. I think I had both. Aside from nausea and vomiting, severe effects of Vertigo can result to difficulty in standing and walking.

Further research, (ok, googling) led me the causes of this condition. I learned that it is usually associated with a problem in the inner ear balance mechanisms or the (deep breath) vestibular system, in the brain or with the nerve connecting the two organs. “The vestibular system is responsible for integrating sensory stimuli and movement, and for keeping objects in visual focus as the body moves”. Benign paroxysmal positional vertigo or BPPV (I swear to God, these words are making me nauseous) is the most common cause of Vertigo. Besides being a condition itself, Vertigo can be a symptom of other conditions like an inner ear infection or even more serious ailments like tumors, strokes, central nervous system disorder , kidney disease, thyroid disorders, etc. (Whoa.). Doctors can do additional tests to determine the cause of a Vertigo symptom, so it is always best to consult first.

I mentioned my condition to my sister Dada, and I was surprised to learn she also had the same acute case a few years back. Not only that, she mentioned that our elder sister Anne also has Vertigo! So maybe it runs in the family?!

I was not surprised to learn about our eldest sister’s condition, though. She is a couple years older than me and as far as I can remember, she’s always had motion sickness and we tease her of being a “biyahilo”. That is why, when riding a vehicle, she always has to choose where to sit. In a car, for example, she has to sit at the middle part of the back seat. Sitting elsewhere makes her feel like the roads are closing in on her, especially when the car goes though tunnels or narrow roads like toll gate queues. She also carries around Bonamine (antiemetic, Meclizine HCl) just in case. My other sister, Dada, tells me that Vertigo is caused by too much cleaning of the inner ear. At least that’s what her doctor told her, probably linking to ear infections. (And here I thought cleanliness was next to Godliness). Me? Apart from less sleep and more body fat, I partly blame my husband’s crazy driving for my condition. Kidding.

Lately, I don’t experience Vertigo symptoms anymore but I try to get as much sleep as possible. I am also trying (very hard) to follow my doctor’s advice of losing weight. Hopefully my Vertigo days are over.

Out of this experience, my husband was inspired to come up with a superhero character he called “Vertigong Astig” – the hilo hero. Let me introduce you to our hero (Hey, this picture is Naruto not Vertigong Astig!). This superhero is cocky or astig because he prances around with his tight and straight neck and with head held high. Of course this is only because he refrains himself from abrupt head movements or risk fainting. Our superhero is muscular, strong, has the ability to fly, and can hear sounds from miles away. His Vertigo is both a blessing and a curse. Thanks to his Vertigo, his sense of hearing is enhanced. He cannot however, have this treated because this is where his powers comes form. He uses his powers to save people and make the world a safer place.

When he is not saving the world, he is simply called Iggy, a grocery ‘diser (a product merchandiser, 'diser as they are called in supermarkets and groceries). His work as a ‘diser is a big challenge because it forces him to climb ladders to replenish grocery items on display, and requires him to walk inside confined stock rooms---- both tasks make him dizzy. His greatest challenge however is transforming from being normal Iggy to amazing Vertigong Astig. The only way he can transform to his superhero form is by doing three jumps, three cartwheels, and three spins. He becomes dizzy and faints. When he’s recovered, he becomes this totally new person in red suit with gold spiral design in front. He escapes into a whole new world where he has all these powers as Vertigong Astig. Of course we really don’t know if he actually regains consciousness or if he is just dreaming about being a superhero while he sleeps on the ground after fainting. In his other world, he saves damsels in distress, absorbs bullets, stops airplanes, and walks on water. But because he has Vertigo, flying can result to free falling from the sky on certain days when looking down while on flight is inevitable. His weakness?... Well, if Superman has kryptonite, the only thing that nullifies his powers is …. a cotton bud!

It’s time to save the world!

“Ver..ti..gong…. Assss…tiiiig!”
(U2 on the background: Uno.. dos.. tres… catorce! Hello hello … I’m at a place called Vertigo…..)

http//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vertigo_(medical)
http://www.neurologychannel.com/Vertigo/index.shtml
naruto image c/o : neo.t.free.fr/wall/manga/naruto/naruto_10.jpg

4.20.2008

Jolly Weddings

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Wedding are happy occasions and make interesting topics of discussion among girl friends. Everybody turns on a good mood whenever weddings are mentioned. I remember the first time I announced to my circle of friends that I was getting married, of course mine was long overdue , everybody just started giving me advice, offering suggestions on the color motif, where to hold the reception, what type of dress would best suit me, etc. At the church where my husband and I got married, the people in charged of registration are always laughing, joking around, and excited whenever couples go to their office to register. I’ve never seen a bunch of very positive people! I guess everybody wants to be a part of such a happy occasion.

At one sleepover party with my girl friends, after running out of people to talk about (hehe), our topic turned to weddings. These friends that I speak of I’ve known for more than 20 years and have been friends with since high school. We’re practically family, and we are each other’s support system. We’ve planned, prepared, and attended each other’s birthdays, bridal showers, weddings, baby showers, baby's christening, children’s parties, Christmas parties, summer outings, and just about any momentous occasion in our lives.

Because one of us is single again (but not available, and I will not even try to explain that), we were excited for this specific friend and decided to plan a fictitious wedding for her and her wonderful guy. Being the most recent bride among the group, I was asked to help her plan her future wedding. Our conversation turned from serious to crazy as the night deepened and we started discussing about weird wedding reception concepts. We realized that it is such an ordeal to plan a wedding reception ---- look for the perfect venue, find a caterer, decide on a budget, select the best food on the menu, choose the best cake (that people would want to have their pictures taken beside it, like my wedding cake! Hahaha). We thought, wouldn’t it be so simple and less complicated if receptions were held at a famous hamburger chain instead? We agreed that indeed it was for the following jolly reasons:

- Budget is not a problem; they serve a variety of values meals
- If your guests order a kiddie meal, they get a free toy
- The extra rice is individually wrapped
- There’s extra gravy for that really crispy chicken
- They offer the services of an emcee to keep your guests in an interactive mood
- They have the trendiest parlor games (spaghetting pababa pababa ng pababa)
- Additional entertainment from a mascot is a ready option
- Loot bags are given out to guests at the end of the party

And if that does not impress you --- guests can take home leftover food by simply asking for an extra plastic bag over-the-counter….

No sweat…Just make sure that your color motif doesn’t clash with the color red and you’re all set! (I have no problem with this, I love ther burger meal, the mushroon gravy is sooo yummm.)

More on my friend’s wedding soon…!


Image from
http://www.myweddingflowerideas.co.uk/wedding-bouquet.html

4.19.2008

Signs That You Are Stuck In The 80s

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Guilty, your honor!
Here are signs that you are stuck in the 80s, unlike Madonna who obviously has moved on:

- You still believe that Corey Hart has the sexiest pair of eyes even if he wears sunglasses at night.

- You sing to Pat Benatar’s "We Belong" in the shower

- You listen to RX 93.1 on Wednesdays, Magic 89.9 on Fridays, and 94.7 on Sundays

- You know the lyrics to Seona Dancing’s "More to Lose" and can sing along to the extended remix version without missing a single note or word.

- You still believe that the new wave genre was the best thing that ever happened to the music scene.

- You feel proud that Madonna is still in the Billboard charts.

- You have a CD collection of 80s bands like Eurythmics, Tears for Fears, Hall and Oates, Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet, A-ha, The Cure, Depeche Mode, etc

- You know names of the artists that performed in "Do They Know It’s Christmas" in the sequence that they appeared on the video

- You know who John Taylor is and you sigh (if you’re a girl or dream of becoming one) at how handsome he used to look.

- You miss listening to DWXB102 back when it was still known as “the station that dares to be different” and you still think that Cool Carla is the coolest chick ever.

- You have at least one pirated “Lost in the 80s” or “The Chorus Girl” collection CD.

- You cringe when you hear local artists do a cover of new wave songs like ViMo singing Soft Cell’s “Tainted Love” or Orange and Lemons using the tune of The Care’s "Chandeliers" on their (bwaaahgk…..!) Pinoy Big Brother song. So shameful.

- You call skinny jeans “stretch” pants and layered hair “ shaggy”.

All I can say is .. we belong... we belong... we belong together....

80's Not Enough!

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I am an 80s kid and I’m proud of it. I believe the 80s is the greatest decade of all. I was in high school when the shoulder pads, spiked hair, leather clothing, bright colored shirts, acid washed jeans, colorful head gears and sperry topsiders were REALLY the IN thing. In between hairsprays, gels, eyeliners, plastic bangles, and striped socks, I was trying my best to fit in while going through adolescence. To find yourself stuck in the middle of all the psychedelic frenzy at such a vulnerable age can really mess you up. Add to that attending a very special science high school where students felt more like “guinea pigs" of Philippines education system rather than the "cream of the crop" of the Filipino youth.

Just the same, it is a decade that I cherish the most. I still find comfort in the wonderful memories I collected in those years that I sometimes find myself feeling stuck in that era. My love and appreciation for music today I owe to the music of the 80s. I always have a song that I associate to memorable moments, unforgettable events, or special people from those years I consider my wonder years. I remember singing in the rain to Housemartin’s “Happy Hour” along with more than half of my crazy batchmates with mud on our shoes , dirt and rain on our faces. It was such a milestone in our high school life that we printed the lyrics of the song on the first few pages of our High School yearbook, even If I now don’t clearly remember what triggered us to start singing,

In third year, I remember my group mates and me dancing to Rico Mambo in our printed balloon skirts and pastel colored blouses. With our hands on our side, palms and fingers stretched out, we swayed our bodies sideways in an almost robotic manner. The boys sung Robin Gibb’s Boys Do Fall In Love in acid washed jeans and light colored blazers, one hand holding their dark sunglasses on one side, while moving one knee in a rhythmic motion.. Woooh-hooh.. bo-bo-bo-boys fall in love.

So what was great (or not) about the 80s?
In the 80s:
- Actors like Molly Ringwald and Ralph Macchio were considered really cute
- Wearing print on print was not baduy at all
- Pins were worn outside shirts and were clothing accessories
- We got by with just two types of footwear -- espadrilles and white sneakers
- Striped socks were in
- Even skinny and sexy celebrities wore large baggy clothes
- Egg whites had a different purpose
- We had our own “80s language” – erpmeys pre!
- Eyeliners came in different colors
- Shirts with the word USED printed in large fonts were considered fashionable
- Punks were fun people
- Kylie Minogue was General Patronage
- Madonna seemed happier
- Prince was just called Prince and not T.A.F.K.A.P. (what the..?)
- Michael Jackson was cute in his original color
- Jet Pangan did not look like John Lapus
- Bruce Springsteen's butt was sexy
- and we didn't care if George Michael or Boy George was gay

If I were to sum up my life in one 80s song, it’s "Different Seasons” by Johnny Hates. There is a place deep in your mind one that your heart won't leave behind. Memories are cold empty of laughs and all that remains are photographs. And if I could summarize my life in the 80s in one 80s fad, the the teased and Aquanet-sprayed hair wins, hands down. Trust me, I have photographs to support my claim.

The funky music, the loud fashion…. The victims we know them so well…. so well…

4.13.2008

It's In His Kiss

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Beautiful and naughty songs have been written about kisses and the act of kissing. Here are some of the more interesting ones:

The Superhero Kiss:
Kiss From A Rose (Seal):

You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain

To me you’re like a growing addiction that I can’ t deny

Won’t you tell me is that healthy?

But did you know that when it snows my eyes become dark?

And the light that you shine can be seen?

…. Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey...



The Kiss Of Betrayal:

Kissing A Fool (George Michael/Michael Buble)

Fooled me with the tears in your eyes

Covered me with kisses and lies

So, goodbye, but please don’t take my heart

You are far, I’m never gonna be your star

I’ll pick up the pieces and mend my heart.



(he needs a hug, too, aah)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl0ZcgZV714

The Physics of Kissing:
This Kiss (Faith Hill)

You can kiss me in the moonlight on the rooftop under the sky

You can kiss me with the windows open while the rain comes pouring inside

Kiss me in sweet slow motion let’s let everything slide

You got me floating, you got me flying

It’s in the way you love, it’s a feeling like this

It’s centrifugal motion, it’s perpetual bliss

It’s that pivotal moment, it’s unthinkable

This kiss, this kiss, unsinkable!

(hated physics class, but love this song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ0rT-z6tks


Daddy’s Little Girl Kiss:

Butterfly Kisses (Bob Carlisle)

With all that I’ve done wrong, I must have done something right

To deserve a hug every morning , and butterfly kisses at night

(i’m going to cry)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaZl1RrTnco


The “Road to Notoriety” Kiss aka the Alyssa-Alano’s-ticket-to-stardom kiss
Kiss Me (Sixpence None the Richer)

Kiss me beneath the milky twilight

Lead me out on a moonlit floor

Lift your open hand, strike up the band

and make the fireflies dance, silver moon’s sparkling

Kiss me….

(of course Alyssa’s version was verrrry different)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5CWKxKMcLA

The Doubtful Kiss
It’s in His Kiss (Vonda Shepard)


Does he love me? I wanna know

How can I tell if he loves me so? .......

Kiss him and squeeze him tight and find out what you wanna know

If it’s love, if it really is, it’s there in his kiss!

(quit doubting )


The French Kiss - Embasser c’est Francais
French Kissing in the USA (Debbie Harry)

Slip into the velvet glove, parted lips all filled with love

Lips upon forbidden places, lingering in long embraces.

(yup, PG18)



Kissing For Fun
Don’ Talk Just Kiss (Right Said Fred)

Surrender me a kiss, let me loose on you inch by inch

The one and only reason is fun, fun, fun

I say, well baby, we’ve only just begun

Don’t talk just kiss we’re beyond words and sound

Don’t talk just kiss let your tongue fool around.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGTLrgUNQvQ


Kiss (TomJOnes/Prince)

You don’t have to be beautiful to turn me on

I just need your body baby from dusk till dawn

You don’t have to be rich to be my girl

You don’t have to be cool to rule my world

Ain’t no particular sign I’m more compatible with

I just want your extra time and your kiss.

(gee, thanks.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWJYu2FRD7w


The Kiss of Death
(I Just Died) In Your Arms Tonight (The Cutting Crew):

I just died in your arms tonight

It might have been some kind of kiss

I should have walked away.

(calling prince charming)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBwVlsa7_gs


So go ahead and kiss someone….! It’s good for your self-esteem.
Mwaah!


Children kissing Image from http://www.lavistachurchofchrist.org/LVstudies/GrowingUpInTheLord/Girls/07TooClose.htm

So How Much Is Your Kiss Worth?

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The “Le Baiser de l’Hotel de Ville” by Robert Doisneau,--- or more commonly known as “The Kiss at City Hall”. Taken in 1950 in Paris for Life Magazine, this photo has been downloaded, reproduced, published, sold, written, and talked about millions of times. From time to time, posters and replicas appear in movies and TV shows.

This photo's popularity is universal. Most reviews say that “it captures the eternity of a passionate kiss that transcends time and locale”. The artist's objective at the time this image was taken was to capture the everyday lives of ordinary people surrounding the Paris Occupation and Liberation. People say that in those times it “provided the image of hope after the dark days of WWII”.

There have been a lot of claims for the photo. Some people wanted to have a slice of the popularity pie. A couple 43 years after the image was released, claimed that they were the couple that appeared in Mr. Doisneau's photo. Denise and Jean-Louis Lavergne sued Mr. Doisneau and demanded US$80,000 from the artist, for not acknowledging them, and for saying that he hired a model for the shoot. Even the model wanted her share of US$18,000 ! In June of 1993 however, the court ruled against the couple saying that “a kiss is just a kiss and deserves no compensation.”

I guess, people will always be fascinated by the human kiss or the act of kissing. Movies, books, poems, and songs, and other forms of art, have been made revolving around the subject of kiss. (Even a band was named after it!). Growing up in the 80s, I remember singing along to the song “French Kissing in the USA” without really understanding what the song was about. I thought it was about people from France kissing in America. The tune really had a good recall, but as I matured (I’m assuming that I am now) I realized that my understanding of the song was sooo wrong. If I knew the meaning of the song in High School, I would be blushing so much from embarrassment and won't be singing it with much fervor. “Kisses hard, kisses deep, a kiss to wake us from our sleep. Take your lover by the hand, speak in tongues (whaaat?!) and understand”.

Now, every time I hear this song by Debbie Harry who is of course from the great 80s band Blondie, it takes me back to my high school days. Back to the time when most of us were innocent and naive--- when friends and I would cover our eyes during movie kissing scenes ("Top Gun" is the one specific movie that stands out in my memory), when we were traumatized every time we see couples kissing in public (eww), and convinced ourselves that NO our parents don’t kiss each other, ever (God NO!).

This generation is even more obsessed with the act of kissing. Isn’t there an award now for Best On-Screen Kiss in the MTV awards? Well I guess high school students now are not as coy as we were, back in the 80s. Now it's almost as natural as holding hands.

My husband and I made up a term called “e-kiss”. It’s the kiss you throw into cyberspace through SMS or chat messages and e-mails. E-kisses are sent when the recipient of your affection is not physically present.

Thanks to advanced technology, this emoticon :-* is now our new best friend ! It's priceless..

Additional source:
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9F0CE0DE103BF93AA15757C0A965958260
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9F0CE3D71030F930A35755C0A965958260